Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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