what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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