i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he was CRYING into my vagina
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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