it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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