Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
