week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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