Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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