shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
