morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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