Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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