She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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