I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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