Porn is love you can see.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
