How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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