Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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