I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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