I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
