If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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