why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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