Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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