I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I think my nap took me to another dimension
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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