Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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