Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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