week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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