Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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