he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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