apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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