i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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