Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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