Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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