I just saw a hot homeless man
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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