I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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