those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Pants are for mortals
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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