Me too!
Duck Duck Cougar?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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