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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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