yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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