I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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