I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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