Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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