Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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