you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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