Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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