the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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