Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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