let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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