If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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