I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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