"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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