Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Banned from zoo.
Again?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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