Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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