Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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